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Stop blaming
your moon
sign.

Your birth chart, read back to you by someone who isn't being polite about it. Five minutes. No warm-up.

Scroll to face it
Your therapist is
too nice.
Co-star is
too vague.
The cosmos is
neither.
Tea and feelings — but the tea's brewed at the temperature of the earth's core. You serve it smiling, then act surprised when someone mentions the burns. Hospitality as siege warfare. The doilies are load-bearing.
Delia, Cancer Rising

Take the
mic

Input your exact birth details. Don't round to the nearest hour to seem more interesting. If you don't know your exact birth time, text your mother. If you're not speaking to her, that's your first roast right there.