Pricing
The Roast
$5- *Full natal chart calculation via Swiss Ephemeris — planets, houses, aspects to the exact degree
- *A radically honest, surgically precise comedic reading of your entire chart
- *Permanent link to your roast — revisit it whenever you need to be humbled
- *Shareable — inflict it on friends, enemies, exes
One-time payment. No subscriptions. The cosmos doesn't do recurring billing.